People think that a Cycling tour leader is a nerd that just likes to ride his own bike.
Let’s put this way, usually you need some more skills. Let’s have a look to some of them.
1- Inspiring motivator
You are leading a group of Italians in Brittany, notoriously a place where it never rains, when suddenly it starts a day not listed in the catalog. If you are a good motivator you can make them appreciating the mystic experience of a day under the rain, and as well how lucky you all were in being there, exactly in that rare raining day.
2 – Psychologist
First day of the tour and first climb: competition on the air, and the slightly out of shape guest starts suffering, then starts complaining about rear derailleur, about sweat on the eyes, about the fact he never was gifted a bike in his childhood. Don’t let situation getting worse, reassure the guest and remind the rest of the group that a beautiful landscape needs to be seen slowly. Also because you are suffering as well.
3 – Nurse
The second level of first aid training is mandatory. You are not a physician, but you should know how to stop a bleeding, know the basics of CPR, don’t be scared by blood during a bruise medication.
Then of course you need to know how to manage a group in an emergency situation, because sometimes people fell off, even if not shown in the catalog.
4 – Mechanic
Ok, repairing an inner tube it’s easy, but try to put back on a rim a Schwalbe tire, using just your fingers. You should be able to dismount and repair a chain within a time closer to 15 minutes than a three days.
5 – Creative, and lucky
Luckily there are some glitches during a tour. If every tour was the same we’ll be killed by boredom. You should never loose your temper, or at least don’t show it to guests, and start immediately thinking about a B,C,D plan. You are leading a bike&boat tour, so no van assistance during the day. You broke a rim, what you do? Easy, just pedal to the next village and find a bike shop. Well, you are in the middle of nowhere, so? So, you ask help to your nicest looking guest to stop the cars to look for help. Then, after something like 10 cars in one hour, you’ll stop a van of builders that give you the bike the had with them. Easy.
6 – Wine & Food Connoisseur
Well, you don’t need to be a sommelier, you just should recognize a Merlot from a Cab, you should know what’s a ungrafted vine, have an idea about different ways to rank wine in the world, know that Gewurztraminer is not a swear word in Swiss dialect.
May be you are not exactly a chef, but you must know how to set a nice looking picnic in the middle of the countryside, and of course present properly the 35 different kinds of french cheese you bought for your guests.
7 – Knowing another language, at least, and have an idea about the place you are visiting
A tour lasts average a week, and you’ll spend lots of time with your guests. You have to speak their language. But it’s enough a level that allows you to talk about sub-primes, about last exhibit of Hirsch and the market of modern art in China, and about European foreign affairs, of course.
If you are leading abroad, you should know a bit the local language, and local costume as well, enough to understand that your approach in a Corsican bar should be slightly different from the way you act home.
8 – Brave
You need to be brave when, leading a biking trip in the french alps, still 10 km to the mountain dew and a fog that doesn’t let you seeing the gps, still there’s someone that keeps stopping to take pics.
You need even more bravery when, leading a group of young Brits bikers, after the ride you can’t stop at the six pint. And the morning after they are fresh like a rose. Miracle of genetics.
9 – Real love for guests
Your guests saved money and invested the time in that holiday with you. You are responsible for creating emotion and fun, and if you are not having fun you’ll never being able to have a fun group. But it’s an easy job, it’s quite rare, almost impossible, having an idiot on a cycling trip, a person that decide to spend the holiday on a bike it’s always a great person.
You start with a group of guests, and at the end they are friends.
10 – What about the bike?
Oh, yes: you must be a nerd in love, as well, with the bike.
17 thoughts on “The easy job of a cycling guide”
Complimenti! Articolo divertente che esprime molte verità. Noto nello stile e senso dell'umorismo che il buon amico Sardo Simone Scalas Solinas qui ha contribuito alla grande, però ml permetto di prendere merito nella frase "…la noia ti devasterebbe…." uno dei verbi piu belli della lingua Italiana che esprime quantità a volte in positivo o a volte in negativo. A chi come me ha avuto la fortuna in 12 anni di "crescere" e imparare in un gruppo di grandi guide con grandi personalità, dico un "semplice" grazie a: Andrea Marchesini Andrea Nicosia Alessandro Allegro Beppe Salerno Alessandro Draghi Il Molinello Gian Luca Fogliato Davide Marchegiano Enrico Pizzorni Marcello Bonini Paolo Tabarretti Paolo Nicolosi Massimo De Laurentiis Simone Scalas Gabriel Del Rossi Suzie Regul Henrick Murphy Jayp Fosco Jessica Shull Frank Yantorno Dana Geraghty. Questo per me rimarrà il gruppo più incredibile di persone con cui ho lavorato, o sto ancora lavorando..….come il Real Madrid degli anni '90 che vinceva ogni partita e faceva divertire!!! In bocca al lupo ovunque voi siate e grazie per mostrare l'Italia al mondo!!!!!
I was going to like your page but you didn't mention me so now I won't! Only kidding of course I will! Great article Simone!
Too many great guides Dylan Reynolds……!!
Too many great guides Dylan Reynolds…:)
Grazie Cristiano Bonino, Dylan Reynolds e tutti gli amici e colleghi. Ci siete tutti ovviamente, solo che non mi prendeva più di 19 tag, quindi ho dovuto scegliere i migliori:))) …e adesso qualcuno ci crede, ai migliori! Ahahhahahaha:)))
btw the article is in english as well http://www.sardiniagrandtour.com/italiano-ma-cosa-fa-una-guida-cicloturistica/
Pls professor Dylan Reynolds from Cambridge, have a look and mark the biggest mistakes:)
Simo, this is great!
bellissimo, mi vien quasi voglia di iscrivermi a un tour in bici…
Lara Cesati Dai che con la forma che hai sali dappertuttooooooo!
Simone Scalas Solinas , ho scritto quasi. QUASI.
Con la forma che ho l'unico posto dove salgo è il van di accompagnamento
"You start with a group of guests, and at the end they are friends", how very true.
Bello come si diventa guida cicloturistica?
Simone Scalas Solinas, manca l'11mo… Come si diventa guida?
Ciao Andrea, e grazie per la domanda. Da un punto di vista formale, quello che in Italia si avvicina di più come brevetto è quello di accompagnatore turistico (figura diversa da quella di guida turistica). Sono diverse le regioni (non la Sardegna) che ogni due anni circa bandiscono i concorsi, e questo brevetto è valido su tutto il territorio nazionale. Io personalmente ho un brevetto inglese, http://mountainbikeinstructor.com/ visto che lavoro principalmente con TO stranieri. Detto ciò, si diventa accompagnatore con l'esperienza. Ciao!
Sorry, who are you??:)
Simone Scalas Solinas I think you need only 3 rules for cycling in beautiful Sardegna. (1). Look where you are going! (2). Don't fall off! (3). What ever you do, don't get on the ferry!
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